Like most other Americans, by the age of 25 I have acquired a sizable amount of debt. My wife and I sat down and figured out a plan to pay it all off in three years, saving the whole while.
That seemed a good idea, but I have been inspired by AIG.
Here's my new plan:
I will spend the next 15 years aqcuiring vast amounts of debt, making sure to spread it throughout the entire economy. I'm talking every market, a little here and a little there. By the time I go bankrupt, I will be "far too important" to let go under and the federal government will bail me out. I'm also going to change my name to either an acronym, or add a Mac after my normal one.
I'm so fucking smart I can't even handle myself.
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