Who would have thought a bad jazz-fusion band could aspire to be an equally horrendous pop band to rival Boston and Foreigner? If you're a fan you might be asking yourself: With songs such as "Lovin', Touchin', Squeezin'" how can I be disappointed?
Well, as evidenced by the following picture, they leave much to be desired. In fact, this picture pleades my case better than any rhetoric I can utter.

These men could only be considered cool in the late 70's-80's.
My point is: If your original lead singer is 10 years past a hip replacement surgery, maybe it's time to call it quits. Calm down hardcore fans, I am aware that Steve Perry wasn't the original singer, but he is very old and has a fake hip.
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No songwriter will ever rival Steve's lyrical genius. Case in point:
"I was alone, I never knew
What good love could do.
Then we touched - and we sang - About the lovin' things..."
The show was awesome. I apologize for nothing.
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